“Han: …….. You’re all clear, kid.”
Friday, November 28th, 2008
Han (Alex Jeffreys) Solo
“LUKE: (laughing) I knew you’d come back! I just knew it!”
So they did it! Technical difficulties (well, some of them) are no more. All is well in the Jeffreys’ household again!
Module#1 is in the members area and ready for serious (re)consideration.
So for your continued entertainment (I am here to serve) and to ‘close the loop’ here is the conclusion of the adventure started a few days ago……..
Additional cast members:
Luke: YOU (as a student of Alex)
Darth Vadar: PayPal
Ben: Mike Filsaime (who is alive and well and was not harmed in anyway!)
Wingman/ Interior Voice: Sometimes a wingman is just a wingman (unless he is an Interior Voice)
The Story continues…..
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON — COCKPIT.
Han and Chewbacca grin from ear to ear.
HAN: (yelling) Yahoo! (Google MSN….any search engine that get’s me traffic!)
EXTERIOR: SPACE AROUND THE DEATH STAR.
The Millennium Falcon heads right at the two TIE fighters.
It’s a collision course.
INTERIOR: WINGMAN’S COCKPIT.
The wingman spots the pirateship coming at him and warns the
Dark Lord (Paypal).
WINGMAN: Look out!
EXTERIOR: DEATH STAR TRENCH.
Vader’s wingman panics at the sight of the oncoming pirate
starship and veers radically to one side, colliding with
Vader’s TIE fighter in the process. Vader’s wingman crashes
into the side wall of the trench and explodes. Vader’s damaged
ship spins out of the trench with a damaged wing.
EXTERIOR: SPACE AROUND THE DEATH STAR.
Vader’s ship spins out of control with a bent solar fin,
heading for deep space.
INTERIOR: DARTH VADER’S COCKPIT.
Vader turns round and round in circles as his ship spins
into space.
EXTERIOR: SURFACE OF THE DEATH STAR.
Solo’s ship moves in toward the Death Star trench.
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON — COCKPIT.
Solo, smiling, speaks to Luke over his headset mike.
HAN: (into mike) You’re all clear, kid.
INTERIOR: MASSASSI OUTPOST — WAR ROOM.
Leia and the others listen to Solo’s transmission.
HAN: (over speaker) Now let’s blow this thing and go home (pack our bags and hit a Caribbean Island with Broadband and make a ton of money while we are there)!
INTERIOR: LUKE’S X-WING FIGHTER — COCKPIT.
Luke looks up and smiles. He concentrates on the exhaust port,
then fires his laser torpedoes.
EXTERIOR: SURFACE OF THE DEATH STAR.
Luke’s torpedoes shoot toward the port and seems to simply
disappear into the surface and not explode. But the shots do
find their mark and have gone into the exhaust port and are
heading for the main reactor.
INTERIOR: LUKE’S X-WING FIGHTER — COCKPIT.
Luke throws his head back in relief.
INTERIOR: DEATH STAR.
An Imperial soldier runs to the control panel board and pulls
the attack lever as the board behind him lights up.
INTERCOM VOICE: Stand by to fire at Rebel base.
EXTERIOR: SPACE AROUND THE DEATH STAR.
Two X-wings, a Y-wing, and the pirateship race toward Yavin in
the distance.
INTERIOR: DEATH STAR.
Several Imperial soldiers, flanking a pensive Grand Moff
Tarkin, busily push control levers and buttons (and going through his pockets for Imperial Credit Cards)
INTERCOM VOICE: Standing by.
The rumble of a distant explosion begins.
EXTERIOR: SPACE AROUND THE DEATH STAR.
The Rebel ships race out of sight, leaving the moon-like Death
Star alone against a blanket of stars. Several small flashes
appear on the surface. The Death Star bursts into a supernova,
creating a spectacular heavenly display.
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON — COCKPIT.
HAN: Great shot, kid. That was one in a million (dollar business!).
INTERIOR: LUKE’S X-WING FIGHTER — COCKPIT.
Luke is at ease, and his eyes are closed.
BEN’S VOICE: Remember, the Force will be with you…always.
The ship rocks back and forth.
EXTERIOR: DARTH VADER’S TIE FIGHTER.
Vader’s ship spins off into space.
EXTERIOR: SPACE.
The Rebel ships race toward the fourth moon of Yavin.
INTERIOR: MASSASSI OUTPOST — MAIN HANGAR.
Luke climbs out of his starship fighter and is cheered by a
throng of ground crew and pilots. Luke climbs down the ladder
as they all welcome him with laughter, cheers, and shouting.
Princess Leia rushes toward him.
LEIA: Luke! Luke! Luke!
She throws her arms around Luke and hugs him as they dance
around in a circle. Solo runs in toward Luke and they embrace
one another, slapping each other on the back.
HAN: (laughing) Hey! Hey!
LUKE: (laughing) I knew you’d come back! I just knew it!
HAN: Well, I wasn’t gonna let you get all the credit and take all the
reward.
Luke and Han look at one another, as Solo playfully shoves
at Luke’s face. Leia moves in between them.
LEIA: (laughing) Hey, I knew there was more to you than money.
And so our Intrepid Internet Heros survive to fight another online battle…..
Now that everything is back up and running I will be reviewing the information (including the bits I missed 
) and uncovering the things that will make me an Internet Jedi (did I just coin a phrase?)
Watch this space………..
(P.S For you who have noticed that the previous post and this are from different episodes of Star Wars….STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND GET BACK TO MAKING MONEY!)
