“Han: …….. You’re all clear, kid.”
Han (Alex Jeffreys) Solo
“LUKE: (laughing) I knew you’d come back! I just knew it!”
So they did it! Technical difficulties (well, some of them) are no more. All is well in the Jeffreys’ household again!
Module#1 is in the members area and ready for serious (re)consideration.
So for your continued entertainment (I am here to serve) and to ‘close the loop’ here is the conclusion of the adventure started a few days ago……..
Additional cast members:
Luke: YOU (as a student of Alex)
Darth Vadar: PayPal
Ben: Mike Filsaime (who is alive and well and was not harmed in anyway!)
Wingman/ Interior Voice: Sometimes a wingman is just a wingman (unless he is an Interior Voice)
The Story continues…..
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON — COCKPIT.
Han and Chewbacca grin from ear to ear.
HAN: (yelling) Yahoo! (Google MSN….any search engine that get’s me traffic!)
EXTERIOR: SPACE AROUND THE DEATH STAR.
The Millennium Falcon heads right at the two TIE fighters.
It’s a collision course.
INTERIOR: WINGMAN’S COCKPIT.
The wingman spots the pirateship coming at him and warns the
Dark Lord (Paypal).
WINGMAN: Look out!
EXTERIOR: DEATH STAR TRENCH.
Vader’s wingman panics at the sight of the oncoming pirate
starship and veers radically to one side, colliding with
Vader’s TIE fighter in the process. Vader’s wingman crashes
into the side wall of the trench and explodes. Vader’s damaged
ship spins out of the trench with a damaged wing.
EXTERIOR: SPACE AROUND THE DEATH STAR.
Vader’s ship spins out of control with a bent solar fin,
heading for deep space.
INTERIOR: DARTH VADER’S COCKPIT.
Vader turns round and round in circles as his ship spins
into space.
EXTERIOR: SURFACE OF THE DEATH STAR.
Solo’s ship moves in toward the Death Star trench.
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON — COCKPIT.
Solo, smiling, speaks to Luke over his headset mike.
HAN: (into mike) You’re all clear, kid.
INTERIOR: MASSASSI OUTPOST — WAR ROOM.
Leia and the others listen to Solo’s transmission.
HAN: (over speaker) Now let’s blow this thing and go home (pack our bags and hit a Caribbean Island with Broadband and make a ton of money while we are there)!
INTERIOR: LUKE’S X-WING FIGHTER — COCKPIT.
Luke looks up and smiles. He concentrates on the exhaust port,
then fires his laser torpedoes.
EXTERIOR: SURFACE OF THE DEATH STAR.
Luke’s torpedoes shoot toward the port and seems to simply
disappear into the surface and not explode. But the shots do
find their mark and have gone into the exhaust port and are
heading for the main reactor.
INTERIOR: LUKE’S X-WING FIGHTER — COCKPIT.
Luke throws his head back in relief.
INTERIOR: DEATH STAR.
An Imperial soldier runs to the control panel board and pulls
the attack lever as the board behind him lights up.
INTERCOM VOICE: Stand by to fire at Rebel base.
EXTERIOR: SPACE AROUND THE DEATH STAR.
Two X-wings, a Y-wing, and the pirateship race toward Yavin in
the distance.
INTERIOR: DEATH STAR.
Several Imperial soldiers, flanking a pensive Grand Moff
Tarkin, busily push control levers and buttons (and going through his pockets for Imperial Credit Cards)
INTERCOM VOICE: Standing by.
The rumble of a distant explosion begins.
EXTERIOR: SPACE AROUND THE DEATH STAR.
The Rebel ships race out of sight, leaving the moon-like Death
Star alone against a blanket of stars. Several small flashes
appear on the surface. The Death Star bursts into a supernova,
creating a spectacular heavenly display.
INTERIOR: MILLENNIUM FALCON — COCKPIT.
HAN: Great shot, kid. That was one in a million (dollar business!).
INTERIOR: LUKE’S X-WING FIGHTER — COCKPIT.
Luke is at ease, and his eyes are closed.
BEN’S VOICE: Remember, the Force will be with you…always.
The ship rocks back and forth.
EXTERIOR: DARTH VADER’S TIE FIGHTER.
Vader’s ship spins off into space.
EXTERIOR: SPACE.
The Rebel ships race toward the fourth moon of Yavin.
INTERIOR: MASSASSI OUTPOST — MAIN HANGAR.
Luke climbs out of his starship fighter and is cheered by a
throng of ground crew and pilots. Luke climbs down the ladder
as they all welcome him with laughter, cheers, and shouting.
Princess Leia rushes toward him.
LEIA: Luke! Luke! Luke!
She throws her arms around Luke and hugs him as they dance
around in a circle. Solo runs in toward Luke and they embrace
one another, slapping each other on the back.
HAN: (laughing) Hey! Hey!
LUKE: (laughing) I knew you’d come back! I just knew it!
HAN: Well, I wasn’t gonna let you get all the credit and take all the
reward.
Luke and Han look at one another, as Solo playfully shoves
at Luke’s face. Leia moves in between them.
LEIA: (laughing) Hey, I knew there was more to you than money.
And so our Intrepid Internet Heros survive to fight another online battle…..
Now that everything is back up and running I will be reviewing the information (including the bits I missed 
) and uncovering the things that will make me an Internet Jedi (did I just coin a phrase?)
Watch this space………..
(P.S For you who have noticed that the previous post and this are from different episodes of Star Wars….STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND GET BACK TO MAKING MONEY!)
Tags: alex jeffreys coaching, star wars
November 29th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Hey Bruv !!
Nice conclusion
Cant wait to get to module 2 my man …bet your wiv me on that right ?!
This is such a mad journey were on, but were only at the beginning !!
WOW… Where are we gunna end up ! ! !
Keep in touch bro
Dean
http://www.DeanHolland.com
November 29th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Hi Yoda (sorry Harry),
Looks like you’ve certainly made Alex giggle.
In fact, he has posted over on my site and liked it so much that he placed a link back to your site for others to read. Your gonna end up with a cult following!!
Alex revealed some really interesting things in the post which is of interest to all students. It’s a very length post so pop over and see what he has to say.
Garry (AKA … trainee Jedi Knight )
http://garryparkes.com/
November 29th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Hi Harry,
Wow, what a brilliant site, you really have a talent here!! isn’t this training great, yes another student of Alex’s here, infact I am 1 part of a team with my Dad.
We have added you to our student blogroll. If you get the chance to pop across we would love to hear what you think of it.
Good luck and we will be waiting for your next script!!
Becky
http://www.ianandbeckycarteronline.com
November 29th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
hey harry,
we’ll i have to say when i told katie about this we were both laughing hard mate,
and littke cameron was like (huh?) – we’ll done for putting a smile on all of our
faces … and i know with your writting skills you will be a great teacher,
man ive been seeing students blogs pop up everywhere and we’re just in
the very basics of what im going to be sharing with you all over the coming
weeks … this is going to be a fun ride huh,
keep up the great work and it seems you have a nice following already
WELL (bloody) DONE Harry
Han aka Alex Jeffreys
November 30th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Hi Harry,
I LOVE your blog! Very creative!
I can’t wait until Tuesday night for Module 2. Alex’s Coaching is everything he promised and more. It’s nice to have someone share everything they know, especially after working so hard for a year and just going in circles.
I’m going to add you to my blogroll – I’m also going to be adding a couple of posts tonight, so stop by!
Lori
http://www.everythinghomebiz.com
December 1st, 2008 at 1:43 am
Hey Harry,
I think George Lucas would probably want some sort of a royalty if you start using “Internet Jedi.”
I have just added you to my blogroll to give you a head start in getting backlinks. If you want to come over and make a comment on my blog and ADD your URL in the process then you will be leaving another backlink and it will strengthen the web ring/hub that we are forming. (Read more about that at my blog).
Regards
Gary Simpson
http://www.motivationselfesteem.com/talk/
December 1st, 2008 at 8:45 am
Hi All
I am very glad that you enjoyed the conclusion…..
@Alex: Glad I made you and Katie laugh and that Cameron well did what children usually do to me, saht “Uh?”
I imagine it was a tough few days and that you are glad that progress was at last made. It is a compliment to you that you have already been able to motivate people towards creating their own blogs; and what A GREAT BUNCH OF PEOPLE!
This WILL be a fun ride, you are right!
Well done YOU!
@Dean: Mate, I hear you; can’t wait till Module Numero Due – keep on rocking Bruv – you are an inspiration
@Lori:
Thanks I am really happy that you like my blog and that you feel that I’m creative – just having fun! Race you to the top! I’ll be sure to pop by your blog and add a little something….
@Garry (so good that gave 2 R’s):
Yoda here – Hmm thanks you I do. Blog of yours great yes, strong is the force with you, I see great success for you, a powerful Internet JEdi Knight you will become.
@Becky
Thanks for adding me to your blogroll. Yes the training is great and can’t wait to see us all at the next level! Keep on rocking!
Gary: I actually spoke to George and he said it was okay….Yippeee…You are probably right wouldn’t want any of his laywers on my back! Thanks for the tip on backlinks too!
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I still stop and do a Joey Dance thanks to Alex and his comments – means a lot – you ALL do!
December 1st, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Hi Harry,
(laughing) Nice picture up there! Very entertaining and creative post! I’m looking forward to read more of your post. More Star Wars coming? (laughing)
Keep in touch,
Will
http://WillLim.com
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:59 am
hey harry,
yep mate you did make us laugh and i was a little burned out with dath on my case and the internet baddies,
but ive been working at light speed all weekend,
infact its 6am now im glad to say our new support suite is up and i’ve just taken on new staff and the other tech issues are a thing of the past,
(please please please alex dont speak to soon)
okay for now im outta here .. im gonna try get some sleep before katie drags me
shopping at 9am (urrr) i supose its better than the tweenies with cameron pushing me out of bed to get his bop bopps (bottle of milk)
hey im all super charged for tonights call – so untill 6pm EST
peace out
alex
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:49 am
Alex,
Jeez… glad you said “peace out” and not “peace off.” LOL!
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzt (sound of my light sabre turning off)
Gary-Obiwan-Simpson
Hmm, The force is strange around here, it is.
http://www.motivationselfesteem.com/talk